Saturday, March 3, 2012

The Syllabus reader !!

The most awaited subject of the semester...first class....sounds exciting isn’t it...We all were pretty excited and were eagerly looking forward to Mr. X who was regarded as the "best- est." in the college...at least the way he carries himself makes us feel like he is something :P

Ah but as the saying goes Appearances are always deceptive... Mr. X came to the class and took a paper proudly from his pocket...yea he finally took the rabbit out of the hat :| "THE SYLLABUS" ...He read out loudly the first unit...Okay sir we all have a copy ...teach us something...now!! After finishing the first unit proudly... he carried on with the second unit then third, fourth, fifth...and the bell rang...!! Okay may be this is the way he likes to start his class...or at least lets hope so..!! :| And the following classes were a Ctrl+ C Ctrl +V event ...The rabbit is all what we got to see..!!

Now the same trick every time makes the show boring so for a twist at last we asked him to teach us something....!! :P (A very bad request to be made to a syllabus reader) The illusionist was like all prepared for this and the next class.

If you don't know to write an essay about a cow just tie it to the coconut tree and write about coconut tree :P Mr. X started with the syllabus as usual and for our surprise he had another rabbit in his hand...a text book :o "At last” we thought ...But we were wrong...the dog and its tail :| !! He opened the text but didn't read a single line, instead he started "We need to have a vision in our life and you people lack it...MBA isn't about coming to college late and leaving early you need to make productive use of your time.." Now who is wasting it:P
After the exam Mr X triumphantly came to us and said "See the question paper is designed in the same sequence that we learned " What ? :o Well yeah you are right.. they prepared the question paper according to the syllabus :P

Moral of the story is there are people who get in to positions which they don't deserve and its our bad luck that we have to face them at every nook and corner of our life...these Tom Dick and Harry's are born to eat our brain ...so its better to act dumb in front of them :P even if our heart yearns to say