Sunday, June 12, 2011

A day without horn..!!


Its a very challenging job to drive and that too in a place where digging is hailed as a hobby...!! We have ditches sponsored by KSEB Bsnl and all tom dick and harry's who are in a mood to dig...In short their insanity MAKE THE ROADS LOOK LIKE MOON AND IM NOT IN A MOOD TO MOON WALK !! And talk about rash driving..!! Phew..!! Welcome to Thiruvananthapuram!!

It was a fine morning and as usual i started my scooty with all pride and excitement...yea i know there isn't anything to get excited but i wasn't getting anything else to fill that part after the "and" :D ..so i started the scooter and suddenly it came to me that...my defence mechanism isn't working..."THE DAMN HORN WAS NOT WORKING...!!" Have you ever imagined a ride without your horn...!! You better not..but if you still want to..then read along.


I was insanely trying to get the horn working so that the world could know the awesomely beautifully hot ME :P is coming...okay...that wasn't good...i wanted that horn badly because i don't want to end up under some KSRTC "patta vandi" :P...I was shattered...but then a voice inside me ..shouted..!! :P "Come on you fat lady you can do it.." my inner self is blind and it takes me for a fat lady :P ..jokes apart...i was afraid of all those bikes autos "buses"..even cycles :P that would take right angled turns and would never mind a mosquito passing by in a HONDA ACTIVA :P No i am not promoting the brand.. :D..so the journey started after a long battle with me and the voice inside me..:P How awesome :D And here comes the first junction...i was keeping my cool and i kept the scooter also cool :D i stopped and checked twice...err thrice for any vehicles passing by.. :P and i even saw stray dog walking very proudly...yea go dogie you don't need a horn :P starting the scooter again...i was going at a speed that i could read every sign board twice :D i enjoyed all those vanam posters...i should say.."Simbu" is a failure when it comes to kissing...i hope "Gautam menon" is listening... :P and at all turnings...someone would shout..."WHY CANT YOU BLOW THE HORN" ah like i care :D so hearing all those craps early morning..i almost reached college...i stopped checked stop checked and was checking vehicles were going...i can see the "smugly" faces of people like..why cant she just go.. :D But do they know that i don't have my weapon :P and after all that struggles i got in to the college parked my scooter and thought ll check if the damn thing started working..."Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" ..."STUPID THING...ITS WORKING..." Okay thanks for reading :D CIAO :D...!!

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